February 2012
9 posts
In case you want to cry some happy tears today... →
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
2 posts
If you haven’t seen this yet…you should have. Shame on you.
“I need to get a Jessica Simspon Kindle cover cause that girl reads a lot.”
– Stranger at Nordstrom Rack
November 2011
7 posts
WatchThis is my porn. In a past/future life I was/will be a food stylist. That’s all.
October 2011
3 posts
Dear Taxi Cabs,
If I wanted to hail you, I would stand in the street or on the curb with my hand in the air. I would not stand by a bus stop and ignore your eye contact.
For future reference,
Molly
September 2011
10 posts
Dear Chicago Weather,
I do not understand you. I never will. You are effing strange. Let’s agree to disagree on everything. I will still act cordial toward you at parties. No more reality TV and wine nights, though. We’re over.
Regards,
Molly
“Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but...”
– G K Chesterton
“She’s entitled to like any flower she wants and she didn’t want to...”
– Dear Madonna, This statement by your “people” does not make it better. You are a jerk. If I ever become this ungrateful in life OR employ someone who allows me to be this ungrateful, please shoot me. (In case you missed it here.) Oh, if I ever begin speaking in a pseudo-British accent...
August 2011
11 posts
Couple Fight
(heard on the street)
Girl: I’MSICKOFIT (flails arms into the air)
Guy: (slowly raises arms up to shoulder level, a la Jesus on the cross) I don’t wanna go on a talk show. I don’t want to be that.
Girl: Well…me either.
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WatchA part of me still wishes I’d grown up to be a stormchaser…
July 2011
12 posts
