"One of the characters (Heidi) Montag wants to play is "a lifeguard named Summer" in a script she wrote herself. 'I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs," Montag says. "I've even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!' "
So this is what happens with The Hills gets canceled… We are probably better off keeping it on the air until Audrina and Heidi are in a retirement home. Oh dear.