This song is real. Someone wrote it. It’s the most depressing thing, maybe ever.  I mean, I think we can all agree that country music has some strange hits.  I’ll admit to being a fan of some less than perfect country songs.  Take for instance “Did I Shave My Legs For This” by one Ms. Deana Carter.  Who didn’t blast that as a 7th grader?  Ok, maybe you didn’t, but I grew up in Texas.  But still.  If I die young?  Really?  Someone has no hope for their life.  Come on guys.  Let’s encourage the little kiddies to aspire to something other than dying young.

Side note: The men in this band are European male models paid to appear as band members. I’m convinced.