My body was all like, “You only slept 4 hours last night. You don’t get to work out today.” And I was all like, “Shut up. I’ll eat mega carbs in the form of red potatoes (your favorite) and you’ll be happy to work out.” And now, that the workout is over, my body is all like, “Told you. Suck it. How about how crappy you feel right now?”

My body was all like, “You only slept 4 hours last night. You don’t get to work out today.” And I was all like, “Shut up. I’ll eat mega carbs in the form of red potatoes (your favorite) and you’ll be happy to work out.” And now, that the workout is over, my body is all like, “Told you. Suck it. How about how crappy you feel right now?”