In case you read my earlier post about raccoons, and in case you didn’t believe me, this is my sister’s back porch at feeding time. I stayed at her house a couple of weeks ago and found out something even more evil about these monsters. The raccoons have learned to open my sister’s back door. I was sleeping on her couch, by the back door, and the door handle jiggled. They were trying to get inside the house. I’m positive it was to eat me alive. It was the single most terrifying experience of my life.
